Mike Horan spent his first 40+ years collecting stories. He attended three colleges, wrote and directed a multi-award winning film, worked enough retail for two lifetimes, broke his collarbone parachuting into Thailand, fought insurgency with the men of the 509th Parachute Infantry Regiment, and delivered mail in Australia.

He lived a year in Cyprus, has traveled from Athens to Loch Ness and knows the best street food in Manila. He has hobnobbed with the A-list elite, and lived among natives. Now he sits on his keister and writes things that aren’t true.

He currently lives in Australia with his wife. But that’s another story.